life goes on, be strong

edwardspoonhands:

captain-rel:

splendidbuttsex:

just the vehicle I need for the zombie apocalypse

I like that everything but the tiny little blue bug gets destroyedLike CRUSHCRUSHCRUSHCRUSHCRUSHCRUSHCRUSHboinktotally ok

The other cars have their engines in the front…the bug has it in the back…makes it harder to get leverage on it from behind. 

edwardspoonhands:

captain-rel:

splendidbuttsex:

just the vehicle I need for the zombie apocalypse

I like that everything but the tiny little blue bug gets destroyed
Like CRUSHCRUSHCRUSHCRUSHCRUSHCRUSHCRUSH
boink
totally ok

The other cars have their engines in the front…the bug has it in the back…makes it harder to get leverage on it from behind. 

(Source: bonjour700)

tyleroakley:

quelldatshit:

cisles:

she went in

awwww

honestly i couldn’t not dance with her

(Source: imsoshive)

that-one-narshe-in-the-bushes:

brittonius:

everyone. everywhere. everyday

ITS SAD BECAUSE ITS TRUE

(Source: zealous-scribbler, via uniqueismyname)

asmilinggoddess:

asmilinggoddess:

now that im in the space mood i’d like to remind each and every one of you that NASA drew a dick on mars. we drew a dick on another planet.  that is mankind’s legacy.

image

THIS IS AN ACTUAL PHOTO OF THE SURFACE OF MARS. PLEASE NEVER FORGET THIS.

(via officialfrenchtoast)

piranhabat:

jakemalik:

*drops food on floor*

germs: go get it! quick!

king germ: no.. we must wait 5 seconds.. it is the rule

my favorite thing about this post is that germs have apparently gained enough sentience to develop a form of monarchy

(via invisiblespirit)

welcometotheworldofmax:

faerylouis:

being homosexual or bisexual isn’t disgusting. but you know what is disgusting? when a man finds it ok for two girls to be making out or something of the sort just because it makes his dick hard, but when its two girls or, god forbid, two men that are in an actual, well-founded relationship and in love, the man finds that disturbing and immoral and wrong. now thats disgusting.

i hope all the homophobes read this.

(Source: witchbum, via invisiblespirit)

mcriartsy:

savepunknroll:

-americanhorrorstory:

onesecondathousandthoughts:

fallintopassion:

bullied:

we live in a world where pizza gets to your house before the police.

That’s because the pizza guy has consequences if his job is done incorrectly.

Oh snap

shots fired

but not by the pizza guy

OH

(Source: bullied, via invisiblespirit)